5/31/2023 0 Comments De raven by Herman Bang![]() ![]() ![]() Remember their cash-and-carry runs? Billie and Chris drank like the stomach-pumped girl with the charcoal round her mouth from the video they show you in PSE at school to try and put you off drinking for life.Ĭher is welcome but only if she talks in the Wes Anderson’s Scream vocoder voice. *strikes off list*īillie Piper can come because her marriage to Chris Evans looked more fun than any other celebrity marriage. ![]() I keep thinking about Pamela Anderson being a nu-vegan and having to cook for her. Loads of medieval props are a good shout.Īlways invite the most famous person you know and pretend that their presence is NO BIG DEAL ACTUALLY. Orchestrate this kind of thing with your seating plan and strategic vodkas slipped into wine or beer. I’m absolutely obsessed with that story about Ed Sheeran accidentally getting his face slashed when Princess Beatrice fake-knighted James Blunt. They can literally get away with anything. Ideally you know the lairy guy from school because nobody ever questions why you’re friends with from-school friends. It’s always good to invite your slightly lairy friend, load him with pre-mixed caffeinated booze, and let him loose amongst the other guests. Remember when he drank too much on Love Island, lol. All you really want from a dinner party is some actual bantz and some people to shag so you can pretend you “always knew there was something between those two”. I know I’m meant to invite important thinkers or evil arseholes like Mother Theresa and Hitler but COME ON. I’ve been thinking about my dream dinner party list. ![]()
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